My name is Nick Nelson.  I live a life full of useless information, light hearted discontent, social awkwardness, constant knee deep analysis of things like why my love life sucks and why John Elway’s football career was the second coming of Jesus Christ (but no one really noticed), aggravating addictions to things like giant burritos and sitting on a couch, a job I don’t like, confusion, love, fun, and appreciation for being alive. 

This blog is the manifestation of those things and more as they fly around in my oversized head (and underused brain) until finally spewing out of my fast typing Caucasian fingertips.

This blog is a place for people who don’t think it’s crazy to constantly recognize how every new movie that comes out is basically the same as 100 before.  This is a place for people who not only enjoyed the movie Clerks, but constantly recognize how it effects their every day life.  This is a place for people who hate Creed (or at least respect my hatred of them).  This is a place for people constantly trying to figure out the real truth behind statemenst like “I’m attracted to you, but I don’t want to lose your friendship”, “No, no, no, it doesn’t look like you’ve put on weight at all”, “We’re going to smoke ‘em out of their holes!”, and many other completely untrue claims.

This place is a Blog.  My Blog.  And this (right below this) is me. 

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-Nick Nelson